Synopsis :

Some guy was giving out tickets to a test screening of this abomination
to mankind, and I decided “Eh, free film and I always liked Marmaduke”.
Well, I was wrong. This film is a physically painful experience. This
film consists of the BAD jokes from Marley & Me. The difference is,
Marley & Me was touching and funny and cute. This is horrible. No more
words to fit this. HORRIBLE! The horrible scene that sticks out the
most is the dancing dogs sequence that features a ton of dogs dancing
around to music in a park. I just saw a preview for this film on TV,
and the song “Tik Tok” was playing during it. Tik Tok, during a dog
film commercial. The writing is horrible, the acting is horrible, the
effects are horrible, the jokes are horrible, the music is horrible,
EVERY SINGLE LAST THING IS HORRIBLE!

I did not apply a rating to this review as 1 is too good for this.